(______) of the day:

Shakespearean Insult of the Day:

Thou qualling ill-nurtured malt-worm!

Word of the Day:

perpendicular |ˌpərpənˈdikyələr|adjective1 at an angle of 90° to a given line, plane, or surface : dormers and gables that extend perpendicular to the main roofline.• at an angle of 90° to the ground; vertical : the perpendicular cliff.• (of something with a slope) so steep as to be almost vertical : guest houses seem to cling by faith to the perpendicular hillside.2 ( Perpendicular) denoting the latest stage of English Gothic church architecture, prevalent from the late 14th to mid 16th centuries and characterized by broad arches, elaborate fan vaulting, and large windows with vertical tracery : the handsome Perpendicular church of St. Andrew.

I LOVE APPLE.

progress report:i am missing you to death

i have this really annoying need to be constantly talking

but i'm getting better

i'm learning to think,rather than just blurt out every little thought that comes into my head

irrelevant stories,mean and bitter thoughts,stupid little quotes that no one understands but myself...

you know...

i quite like this thinking before i speak thing.

it's growing on me.

happy christmas!

typing from my lovely macbook.

but that's not what christmas is about.

it's about love.

and loving one another

which i have been doing an awful job at

oh man.

and i want it so bad,i'd shoot the sunshine into my veins

i don't remember it snowing this much here since i was a kid.we've got maybe four inches of snow now.i'm kind of bummed that today is my last day off until maybe after the new year.i want to spend the day playing in the snow with my nephews,or drinking hot cocoa by a roaring fire.we used to play uno by the fireside,put candy canes in our cocoa.

a few months ago,my church got rid of a bunch of "garbage".they put all of it on the side of the church for the garbage truck to pick up.some of the stuff was amazing!i found arms from mannequins,foam blocks,fake palm tree trunks..and an eight foot tall eiffel tower.since it was garbage,i took the eiffel tower home.and it's been shoved behind my couch ever since.
that is,until my mom had the idea to string lights around it and stick it in our backyard.today,we got those light clips,placed them around the eiffel tower and strung white LED lights around it.we put it up on a hill in our backyard,along with a few of those neat light up deer.it's pretty amazing..or,at least the concept is.once we got a good look at it from our house..it looks a bit...phallic.it'll be interesting to hear what the neighbors think.
'honey,did you see the neighbors put a giant light up <> penis < / whisper > in their backyard?'
'oh my.they sure did.'
that's a conversation i wish i could hear.
oh man..the drive to work tomorrow should be interesting.

i wanna scream 'i love you' from the top of my lungs

but i'm afraid that someone else will hear me

sister bought me the new fall out boy today
it's amazing
they've done it again
written another incredible album
that i will,undoubtedly fall in love with
because that's what they do
make me fall in love with them
over and over again
go buy folie a deux
you won't regret it

oh no.

i just described something as 'legit'
dang you,jaco.
well,back to work.

don't come home for christmas,you're the last thing i wanna see

i am now on day four of twenty two days of no myspace.
it's a testament to my truly pathetic life that i have to cut something stupid like myspace out of my life to find new and exciting things to fill the void that is my spare time with.
so i'm reading.
or should i say,re-reading twilight.
and making egg salad.
oh man,i do love egg salad.
and i'm doing this.
nothing constructive,like cleaning or actually continuing my stories.

it snowed saturday/sunday.
it never ceases to amaze me,the sheer beauty of where i live.
driving down the road - everything looks like something out of a gingerbread village.the snow looks so much like frosting,i almost believe that if i scooped up a handful of it and tasted it,it would taste like frosting.
alas,it doesn't.

well,it's off to broaden my horizons and read twilight for the third time.
*rolls eyes*
my lameness amazes me.

why not.

1. What's your name?

whitney.

2. What is your favorite thing to wear?

ooh,clothes..but seriously..probably my forks hoodie.

3. Last thing you ate?

ham and cheese sandwich

4. One place you will NEVER eat at?

i don't really know how to answer this question.i mean..i like food.

5. I say Shotgun, you say:

wedding.only because of panic at the disco.

6. Last person you hugged?

probably tristan.

7. Does anyone you know wanna date you?

ha.

8. Would you date anyone you met online?

um..i wouldn't consider it a date-but i hung out with a boy i met on the internet once.but it was okay,because we also hung out at school.

9. Name something you like physically about yourself:

my eyes are super rad.

10. The last place you went out to dinner to?

subway.

11. Who is your best friend?

jesus.sareuh.moe.jake.

12. What time of the day is it?

7.05pm

13. Who/What made you angry today?

dogs barking incessantly.

14. Baseball or Football?

baseball.

15. Ever gone skinny dipping?

no.i don't like being naked.

16. Favorite type of Food?

i can't pick a favorite.like i said...i like food.

17. Favorite holiday:

st. patrick's day

18. Do you download music:

i used to.

19. Do you care if your socks are dirty?

no..i mean yes.because i work with dogs.

20. Opinion of Chinese symbol tattoos?

i'd never get one.

21. Would you date the person who posted this?

you mean the person who posted this before me?there are two people.the first is john green,and he's married,so no.the second is charlieissocoollike,and he's much too young for me.so no.

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?

no.thank the lord.

23. Do you love anyone?

yes

24. Are colored contact lenses sexy?

not really.it makes me feel like you're hiding something.

25. Have you ever bungee jumped?

no.

26. Have you ever gone white-water rafting?

i have not..

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you

maybe?

28. How many pets do you have?

my family owns a cat.
our neighbor's kitten adopted me.now she's going to have kittens.
I DON'T EVEN LIKE CATS..what is this garbage?why can't dogs adopt us?

29. Have you met a real redneck?

yes..they used to be some of my best friends.i miss them.

30. How is the weather right now?

stormy..kind of neat.

31. What are you listening to right now?

armor for sleep.itunes on shuffle.

32. What is your current favorite song?

there's no such thing.

33. What was the last movie you watched?

um.narnia?no.that's not right.twilight.

34. Do you wear contacts?

i don't like touching my eyes,and i do not need corrective lenses.

35. Where was the last place you went besides your house?

work.

36. What are you afraid of?

lots of things.mostly failure though.

37. How many piercings have you had?

none.oh,had.i used to have my ears pierced.

38. What piercings do you want?

i don't want any,thanks.

39. What's one thing you've learned this year?

just one thing?living on my own wouldn't be too bad,except i'd miss my family something fierce.

40. What do you usually order from Starbucks?

during the holidays,a pumpkin spice latte.during the summer,passion tea lemonade.

41. What Magazines are you reading?

i rarely read magazines.i bought both copies of the AP with the different fall out boy covers recently.

42. Have you ever fired a gun:

i have.only twice.my grandpa taught me.
oh,and jaco's airsoft gun.i forgot about that.

43. Are you missing someone?

always.

44. Favorite TV show?

the office.

45. Do you have an obession with WoW?

no.

46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb?

yes.

47. What celeb do you look like?

i don't know.ex-boyfriend said helen hunt.

48. Who would you like to see right now?

i don't know.

49. Favorite movie of all time?

no thanks.

50. Do you find yourself loved?

on occasion.

51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't suppose to?

who hasn't?

52. Favorite smell?

campfire.

53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn?

all of the above.minus the plain.

54. What's something that really bugs you?

everything.

55. Do you like Michael Jackson?

not really.

56. Taco Bell or Burger King?

um.i like the double decker taco at taco bell.but burger king has incredible chicken.

57. What's your favorite perfume?

sensual tree poop from bath and body works.

58. Favorite baseball team?

mariners.dur.

59. Ever call a 1-900 phone number?

no.

60. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep?

i don't know.

61. Last time you went bowling?

it's been a while.

62. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?

jake's house.hands down.

63. Who was your last phone call?

sister.

64. Last time you were at work?

today.

65. What's the closest orange object to you?


bloomberg water bottle.

..

i don't see the point in this,honestly.
well.
i suppose it would be easier to type my ideas than to write them.
of course,in the middle of the night,when i'm asleep,getting up to type said ideas would be troublesome.
well..sometimes i write poems.
sometimes i write snippets of stories.
because i am terrible at speaking to people
because i am awful at voicing my opinion and venting my frustrations
because i sort of hope that someone,somewhere out there will stumble across this silly little blog and think it's kind of neat.

does that make sense?

also..